I Belong to the Cosmos

Side-effects they don't advertise

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Somewhere out there, there is a thief having a hard time learning how to ride a unicycle.

Somewhere out there, there is a thief having a hard time learning how to ride a unicycle.

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I once considered reading the first LotR book.

I mean, I do adore the movies (the Peter Jackson directed ones and not the awfully animated ones).

I picked up the only copy in our house, held it in my hands and then remembered that my brother squashed a giant (but not Shelob-sized) spider with it.

Because of that I haven’t read it.

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There is a clock above our flat screen in our living room.

It is an analog clock, which means it ticks and tocks.

I think that’s fine, because old school rocks.

But it’s placed askew, and it puts me a foul mood.

I can’t hang in my room cause my bro has to sleep,

so the living room is where I decide I will keep.

Between my Uncle’s snore in a room nearby

and the tick of the clock up way high,

Fuck this.

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Ice cold

Colder than Vivaldi’s Winter Concerto.

That ship has sailed. In fact, all the people aboard had died of scurvy; the ship then caught on fire through faulty electrical circuits, hit a massive iceberg lettuce, and then sank.